Monkeys At Airports: Feeding Bans And Why They're Necessary

Do Not Feed the Monkeys is a video game developed by Fictiorama Studios and published by Badland Games. In the game, the player is hired by the Primate Observation Club to spy on people using hidden cameras. The player must manage their health, sleep, hunger, and money while also dealing with various neighbours and making moral decisions. The game features multiple endings and achievements, and the player's actions can have consequences in the game.

The Forest

To progress in the game, you must write down the coordinates in your notebook and look them up online to find the location of the cage (Barret County). Look up Barret County to read about hunters. At night, trihorn deer will appear in the forest (you need night vision to see them). Write down the word and film a video of the deer. Look up trihorn deer and hunters online to read about The Wild Shotgun, and get their chat ID. Chat with the hunter and tell him you know where to find trihorn deer. Send the video as proof.

The morally best option is to not interfere with this cage.

Endings:

Send the hunters a video of the trihorn deer. The next night, they will show up in Barret County and kill them all. The next day, they send you a hunting trophy (which you may sell for $130). This nets you an achievement. You may also film the slaughter and send it to ShockTV for $70.

To get this ending, you must send the hunters a video of the trihorn deer.

Other possible endings include:

• Send a video of the trihorn deer to ShockTV, you get $135 for it. The hunters will then get murdered, presumably by Kimberly Pegg's group.
• Do nothing. Because of the constant robberies, the clerk will eventually decide to close the store.
• Do not interfere, and Jason will eventually die.

The Convenience Store

• During the daytime, click on the "n and h" logo.
• When the store opens, click on all the room words and dialogue words with customers.
• At some point, a horse-masked thief will appear, click on him as well.
• Once you have enough words, you will unlock the liquor store and theft word groups.
• Look up "n and h" and liquor store online, you will learn the store's full name (Nighthawks) and their contact info.
• This is all you need if you want Ending 1.
• In order to prevent the robberies, wait until the next day and a newspaper article will mention bikers and a security company.
• Look up those words online together, and you will get the chat ID of the Leather Guard Angels.
• Contact them, talk about theft, and volunteer to be a paid informer.
• Every time you see the thief, you may then send a chat message to the Leather Guard Angels and they will intervene.

There are four possible endings for the Convenience Store cage:

• Call the store clerk at any time when he has a visitor. He will wake up and shoot whoever is in the store. He will get arrested, and you get nothing. You can, however, film the incident and send the footage to ShockTV, who will pay you $150 for it.
• Do nothing. Because of the constant robberies, the clerk will eventually decide to close the store. You can tell the Leather Guard Angels when the horse-masked thief is in the store. They will beat him up and pay you $35 for the tip, and you also get a boost to your morals score. However, the thief will be back the next night. You can repeat the process for as long as you want, and the cage won't close for as long as you prevent the robberies. If you give the Leather Guard Angels three wrong tips (pretending the thief is there when he actually isn't), they will from then on decline further communication with you.
• Call the Leather Guard Angels when the horse-masked thief is in the store. They will beat him up and pay you $35 for the tip, and you also get a boost to your morals score. However, the thief will be back the next night. You can repeat the process for as long as you want, and the cage won't close for as long as you prevent the robberies.
• Look up bikers and security company online together, and you will get the chat ID of the Leather Guard Angels. Contact them, talk about theft, and volunteer to be a paid informer. Every time you see the thief, you may then send a chat message to the Leather Guard Angels and they will intervene.

The Gas Station

To progress in this cage, you must click on the "Heaven Hills" word to write it down. At night, a damaged truck with someone stuck on the hood will appear. Click on the license plate (37791-F) and look it up online to find out the owner's name (Colin Trewin) and a list of different infractions he has committed. Among those is the word collision. Look up Heaven Hills and collision online (the word crash, which you can obtain by clicking on the truck, also works). You will read about the Loco Trucker. Look up Colin Trewin's phone number online, and call him. Talk to him about the Loco Trucker, and you can then either tell him to surrender to the police, or blackmail him for money. Alternately, you can also film a video of the truck and send it to ShockTV, or look up Kimberly Pegg and send her the video instead.

There are four possible endings to this cage:

• Tell the drivers to surrender to the police. They do it, but only to end up fleeing immediately afterwards. You get nothing, but this is morally the best option.
• Blackmail the drivers for money, and from then on you receive $25 daily.
• Send Kimberly Pegg a video of the truck, she murders the drivers and you get nothing.
• Send a video of the truck to ShockTV, you get $135 for it. The drivers will then get murdered, presumably by Kimberly Pegg's group.

The Pregnant Woman

This cage involves a pregnant woman and her husband, who are in an open marriage. The woman gets eerie bedroom visits at night from a third person, who is obscured by a hat and an umbrella. To see this third person, you will need to purchase a second camera.

In the morning, the couple will chat; write down the words 'forecast', 'rain', and 'radio station'. Search these words online to find out about 'Whoopee Weather', and get their chat ID. Talk to them and request a custom weather forecast for $50. Choose rainy weather. The next morning, the husband will be wearing his hat and carrying his umbrella, permanently clearing the view of the second camera.

Watch the bedroom at night and you will see a demon appear. To be able to click on the demon, you will either need night vision or quick reflexes to click right as they appear/disappear. From the conversations, write down 'chilli peppers'. Search 'demon' and 'chilli peppers' online to find out the demon is 'Red Fred'. Listen to the conversations with the demon to unlock enough words in the 'Exorcist' word group. Search 'Exorcist' and 'Red Fred' online to learn of 'Maximilian Frye', and get his phone number. Call him, and agree to proceed with the exorcism. He will ask you to give him a call when Red Fred is in the house. Do that, and he will successfully perform the exorcism.

Endings

• Call Max at the correct time, and the demon will be killed (along with the family and some innocent neighbours). You will receive an evil skull, which you can sell for $85, and the exorcism assistant special job will be unlocked.
• Call Max at the wrong time. He will die, the baby will be born, and you will get nothing.
• Do nothing, and the baby will be born. You will get nothing.

Schedule

The couple have a chat in the morning at 9:30 am the first day, then at 10:35 am on subsequent days. The demon appears at 1:15 am the first night, then at 11:55 pm on subsequent nights.

The Retired Dictator

To close this cage, you must listen to the dialogue between the nurse and the retired dictator, as well as the dialogue when he is watching a movie. This will allow you to unlock the 'Vulnerable Senior', 'Crazy Dictator', and 'The Past Was...' word groups. You will need to have the words 'Mr Stattler', and either of the German names from the movie. Search for either of the German names to find out about Freedonia. Search for 'Freedonia' and 'Crazy Dictator' to find Stattler's real identity, 'August Henkel'. Search 'Vulnerable Senior' to get the phone number of 'Smiles for Seniors'. Call them, select option two, and ask about 'Mr Stattler'. You will receive his full name, 'Daniel Stattler'. Look that up to obtain his contact information. Call him, ask for Henkel, then tell him either that the past was great or that it was horrible.

If you tell Henkel the past was horrible, he will get scared and leave his apartment. This is the morally good way to close the cage. If you tell him the past was great, he will be inspired to leave his apartment and try to conquer the world again. He will send you a cap and war medal, which you can sell for $190. This nets you an achievement.

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